After 12 hours of relentlessly exploring as many nooks of Edinburgh as humanly possible, it’s now a window. And a book. (Dune) A sunset behind a castle. And the sounds of a dozen languages spoken in what has to be one of the most international cities on the planet.

After 12 hours of relentlessly exploring as many nooks of Edinburgh as humanly possible, it’s now a window. And a book. (Dune) A sunset behind a castle. And the sounds of a dozen languages spoken in what has to be one of the most international cities on the planet.

Those are real? Real Animals?

Jackalopes. Are. Real.

Triumphant rabbits with deer racks on top of their heads. And they sing. But sadly, darting across western Arizona netted us zero jackalope sightings. But know this: We are on the lookout. This needed first priority on the recap of Day 2 because, well, look at it.

Having not experienced the southwest, the road out of Las Vegas and into the rugged terrain of southern Nevada was eye-opening, stupefyingly awesome and then…scary. You get this unshakable feeling that people don’t belong in this part of the world - it’s hostile and desolate.

Humans are either applying ingenuity and resourcefulness in unprecedented levels or are just stupid. I say both.

But it is beautiful. 

It was also about this point in time that a little Acura with a huge, annoying exhaust blasted by, prompting me to mention that the exhaust reverberation made it sound like our wheel was going to fall off. Lady One didn’t miss a beat.

“Are you a car whisperer?”

Pretty sure I’m not, but maybe. 

Some words on Hoover Dam:

Massive. Genius. Scale-destroying. Beautiful. Mind-blowing.

Above, a shot from on top of the dam, looking down past the generators and into the rest of the valley. Truth be told, the Bridge at Hoover Dam was almost as impressive as the dam itself. It fits the motif (Yes, motif.) of the scene almost perfectly. 

Hoover Dam will have it’s own, super special part soon, because the really awesome photography we took was with a different camera…that we lack a card reader to rip the photos with. 

Above, a dinky little police station that I found unnecessarily hillarious. 

We ended the evening in Flagstaff after surging through the back-end of a wildly awesome thunderstorm. I would have attempted photography or video, but it would have meant hydroplaning in a rear-wheel drive mustang into oblivion (most likely). 

Side note: Where are drivers from Washington when you need them? 

We drove east to Kings of Leon, AC/DC, Mumford and Sons and Jay-Z. With the top down (before we hit the storm, thankfully), I’m certain there was nothing better we could have been doing with our evening.

At at the Roadkill Cafe, nestled at the beginning of Route 66, two dollar bills are stapled (somewhere) amongst hundreds of others, all autographed by people from all over the world who have come to drive roads that everyone should drive. 

Day 2 complete. The Grand Canyon awaits.

A memoir.

Winter is dying. So in memory of the glorious 2010/11 dark months, a sunset. A sky. White truck. White ground. The future. The past.

In other news, this song is really good. UPDATE: Sony apparently likes to protect their music. So this link is now updated with a new (and better, really) version of the song.

Mistakes.

Fact: no matter our location or condition during this adventure or what shenanigans we were getting into, nothing was going to go wrong. For those of you out there who believe this is just tempting fate, another nugget: we uttered the phrase (with a certain amount of purpose): “Seriously, nothing could possibly go wrong on this trip.” Out loud. Without knocking on wood. Without sacrificing animals to heathen gods. And certainly without consulting our horoscopes.

And so a large chunk of the West/Upper Midwest is still trying to recover from the sheer and total road trip domination that was the two of us in a large, semi-safe vehicle moving at high speeds.

All this being said, the identification of a few small errors in judgment or lapses in situational awareness has occurred:

Mistake Number One:

  • Failure to properly account for shift in time zones when crossing the Idaho to Montana border. Complete, total and irrevocably absolute failure. 

You’ll note (despite the streaky, dirty windshield and slow shutter speed) that at this moment, we entered Montana. You will also note—or have to take my word on it—that there is NO SIGNAGE proclaiming the change from Pacific time to Mountain time.

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